"Why the fudge would I know why Aventurine does anything? Ain't my beeswax. And no, I don't have a vow, I ain't a Knight of Beauty, I got a busted synesthesia beacon 'cause the sons of nice ladies at the IPC think it's forkin' funny." He huffs. "What kinda leverage do they got on this Garnet guy that's so bad he's willin' to work for those ashvoles?"

He rubs his gun finger. "Believe me, it's temptin' to blow a hole in ya and leave but I try not to fork with the Fools. Y'all are usually a better time than this. It still ain't funny."