Shang Beida is distracted by trying to both look and not look at the mirrors--that one shows him in Northern Desert finery looking like a queen, like he was Mobei-Jun's queen, and he has a boyfriend now he should not be thinking about that--and is completely unprepared to have an entire person fly at his face. He yelps, throwing his arms up to protect his face, and goes tumbling backwards, scrambling out from under the mirror thing and looking between it and... is that a superhero? He's not entirely sure which one, but that's. A lot of spandex? Like, why not at this point, but also. What. Okay, sure, whatever, which of these things slash people should he be fighting or possibly running away from. "Um? What seems to be the... problem here?"